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A cat died and went to Heaven. 5 Years, 4 Months ago  








A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the
gates and said,
"You have been a good cat all these years.
Anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and then said "All my life
I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors.
I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say no more."
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident
and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice
at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."
God answered,
"It is done." All the mice had beautiful roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.... God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little 'Meals on Wheels' you have been sending over are delicious."
Hey, we need a cute clean and non-political one every once in awhile.
 
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Re:A cat died and went to Heaven. 5 Years, 4 Months ago  
Are you serious? NO cats ever go to heaven!

Oh, sorry, was my cat hatred showing???
 
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Re:A cat died and went to Heaven. 5 Years, 4 Months ago  
Questcap wrote:
Are you serious? NO cats ever go to heaven!

Oh, sorry, was my cat hatred showing???

Oh great, one post, and it's already political.
 
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Re:A cat died and went to Heaven. 5 Years, 4 Months ago  
The cat that pissed and puked on my bike can go to hell for all I care ! I'll even help him if I get the chance !
 
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