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A few Friday funnies
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A few Friday funnies 3 Years, 8 Months ago  
1st guy: I'm going fishing
2nd guy: You got worms?
1st guy: Yea, but I'm going anyways.


Restaurant Matra De: Do you have reservations?
Customer: Yea, but I thought I'd give it a try anyways.


How a simple request turns into a major fight:
Wife tells husband company is coming over, asks him to help clean.
Husband goes out to garage starts polishing on the bike.
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Cleaning the bike, it's dirty. Not gonna show it like that.
Wife: That's NOT what I meant.
Husband: Oh, here we go again....I'm suppose to be able to READ YOUR MIND!


Why you may be sleeping alone tonight -
Wife gently tells you to try and find a way to bring more excitement into the bedroom. So you make a spot for the bike.


Why you may be sleeping alone for a long time -
Wife gently tells you that you need to be more affectionate. So you go out and buy another bike.


One clinic member to another clinic member:
1st clinic member: Man, we've never met before, I don't know anything about you, I don't even know your real name, but I'm excited about spending the weekend with you.
2nd clinic member: Heck, that's the same thing Stevie says to the girls he meets!
 
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Re:A few Friday funnies 3 Years, 8 Months ago  
LMFAO
 
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Re:A few Friday funnies 3 Years, 8 Months ago  
twowheeltherapy wrote:
How a simple request turns into a major fight:
Wife tells husband company is coming over, asks him to help clean.
Husband goes out to garage starts polishing on the bike.
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Cleaning the bike, it's dirty. Not gonna show it like that.
Wife: That's NOT what I meant.
Husband: Oh, here we go again....I'm suppose to be able to READ YOUR MIND!


LMAO That one is great.
 
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Re:A few Friday funnies 3 Years, 8 Months ago  


Poor lil Stevie…
 
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Re:A few Friday funnies 3 Years, 8 Months ago  
when you go to the pizza shop ask them if they deliver? when they say yes ask for a liver n pineapple pizza, we don't do liver is what they will say ( don't ask me how I know just trust me ) then you say BUT you just said you do liver and on it will go
 
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