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Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago
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I stumbled across these and had to laugh, not a brand bash, they are about a specific brand but I will not go there. removed names for that reason. but the lines themselves could apply to several rides.
A twenty cent motorcycle with a twenty grand paint job (that rust will come through given time) corners like a jellyfish on acid.
The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower
The Jellyfish on Acid got me to laughing. I have rode a few other brands that handled like that but couldn't put it in the right words till now. LOL
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OldBob (User)
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Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago
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My personal favorite was "It corners like a pig on roller skates," when talking to someone about their ride...
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Wont you watch over me while Im riding today
Send me down an angel to keep me steady on my way
Cause you know that Im not perfect
Im in need of some salvation
In the meantime let me ride in peace
Through this beautiful creation
B. Ferrel
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Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago
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06 Midnight Silverado
*nothing shines like a star*
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Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago
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I love my Roadie but that other brand will out handle a Roadie by far
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Wayne
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Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago
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ultrastar wrote:
I love my Roadie but that other brand will out handle a Roadie by far
I know what you mean, my Kawasaki KX450F turns on a dime compared to my Roadie.
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Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago
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"The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower"
Truth
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Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago
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b]ultrastar wrote:[/b]
I know what you mean, my Kawasaki KX450F turns on a dime compared to my Roadie.
My Honda use to turn on a dime then I added the Vetter Fairing and couldn't turn around on a football field. and to think I thought handlebar mounted fairings and wind shields were silly. LOL.
Woody
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Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago
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Sarconastic wrote:
b]ultrastar wrote:[/b]
I know what you mean, my Kawasaki KX450F turns on a dime compared to my Roadie.
My Honda use to turn on a dime then I added the Vetter Fairing and couldn't turn around on a football field. and to think I thought handlebar mounted fairings and wind shields were silly. LOL.
Woody
I used to have a Chrysler that would stop on a dime.
Unfortunately, that dime was in the ashtray of the VW in front of me.
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