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#836095 Sarconastic (User) Equitare sicut infernus! Gold Boarder Posts: 696 Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago   I stumbled across these and had to laugh, not a brand bash, they are about a specific brand but I will not go there. removed names for that reason. but the lines themselves could apply to several rides. A twenty cent motorcycle with a twenty grand paint job (that rust will come through given time) corners like a jellyfish on acid. The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower The Jellyfish on Acid got me to laughing. I have rode a few other brands that handled like that but couldn't put it in the right words till now. LOL   Logged       The administrator has disabled public write access. #836097 pastornj (User) Platinum Boarder Posts: 3110 Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago     Logged     The administrator has disabled public write access. #836116 OldBob (User) Expert Boarder Posts: 542 Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago   My personal favorite was "It corners like a pig on roller skates," when talking to someone about their ride...   Logged     Wont you watch over me while Im riding today Send me down an angel to keep me steady on my way Cause you know that Im not perfect Im in need of some salvation In the meantime let me ride in peace Through this beautiful creation B. Ferrel   The administrator has disabled public write access. #836163 Greysnake (User) I'm so far behind I think I'm first. Platinum Boarder Posts: 15025 Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago     Logged     06 Midnight Silverado *nothing shines like a star*   The administrator has disabled public write access. #836165 ultrastar (Moderator) We Call Her Big Red (Secretariat) 110 Big Bore Moderator Posts: 9536 Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago   I love my Roadie but that other brand will out handle a Roadie by far   Logged     My Rides   The administrator has disabled public write access. #836195 Stocked (User) Wayne Platinum Boarder Posts: 1696 Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago   ultrastar wrote: I love my Roadie but that other brand will out handle a Roadie by far I know what you mean, my Kawasaki KX450F turns on a dime compared to my Roadie.   Logged       The administrator has disabled public write access. #836210 HK45 (User) I'll Make Ya Famous Platinum Boarder Posts: 1599 Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago   "The most effective way to turn gasoline into noise without producing any horsepower" Truth   Logged       The administrator has disabled public write access. #836283 Sarconastic (User) Equitare sicut infernus! Gold Boarder Posts: 696 Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago   b]ultrastar wrote:[/b] I know what you mean, my Kawasaki KX450F turns on a dime compared to my Roadie. My Honda use to turn on a dime then I added the Vetter Fairing and couldn't turn around on a football field. and to think I thought handlebar mounted fairings and wind shields were silly. LOL. Woody   Logged       The administrator has disabled public write access. #836346 Dogbone (User) AUDENTES FORTUNA JUVAT Platinum Boarder Posts: 1433 Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago   Sarconastic wrote: b]ultrastar wrote:[/b] I know what you mean, my Kawasaki KX450F turns on a dime compared to my Roadie. My Honda use to turn on a dime then I added the Vetter Fairing and couldn't turn around on a football field. and to think I thought handlebar mounted fairings and wind shields were silly. LOL. Woody I used to have a Chrysler that would stop on a dime. Unfortunately, that dime was in the ashtray of the VW in front of me.   Logged     ' width='250' border='0' style='max-width:450px; ' />   The administrator has disabled public write access. #836349 Darn (User) Don't forget, Never forget. Platinum Boarder Posts: 8679 Re:Funny oneliners. 3 Years, 3 Months ago   Firedog wrote: Sarconastic wrote: b]ultrastar wrote:[/b] I know what you mean, my Kawasaki KX450F turns on a dime compared to my Roadie. My Honda use to turn on a dime then I added the Vetter Fairing and couldn't turn around on a football field. and to think I thought handlebar mounted fairings and wind shields were silly. LOL. Woody I used to have a Chrysler that would stop on a dime. Unfortunately, that dime was in the ashtray of the VW in front of me. sounds like that A-hole that tailgates me on the way to work   Logged       The administrator has disabled public write access.

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