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For you conservative Canadians. 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
I bought a new Ford F 150 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure, it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. ‘Nelson', the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'The Cult!', and in an instant 'Outlaw' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, ‘1000mods', I'd get hard driving rock music, and if I said, ‘Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Frigging Moron!' Immediately the radio responded with, “Ladies and gentlemen, The Premier Of Ontario.”

Damn I love this truck...
 
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Re:For you conservative Canadians. 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
Roadie;
What's wrong with your Premier???
 
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Re:For you conservative Canadians. 5 Months, 1 Week ago  
makriluc wrote:
Roadie;
What's wrong with your Premier???
Whats not wrong with her?https://www.thestar.com/opinion/commentary/2017/08/03/bad-news-keeps-coming-for-kathleen-wynne-hepburn.html
 
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