Posted on Allstate's page.

Someone is going to be getting a late start.

I don't think I would have handled that well. I like a joke, but the bike is hands off.

That's just wrong

I had a young guy start a prank war with me a few years back at work. It ended when he couldnt figure out why his car stunk so bad. I showed him where I put the open can of sardines, in the middle of summer. They fit right between the coils and the cushion under the seat if anyone is wondering. Hard as hell to find too.

Must be a new style rain cover.

In high school a buddy of mine moved my truck while I was at my girlfriends house. I walked outside and freaked out when I didn't see it. I called my dad to tell him my truck got stolen and he asked me what the hell I was on because it was in the driveway at home. My buddy did it to a couple of other guys that same night. The next weekend he went out with his girlfriend and we found his car and put it up on blocks then took the tires off and hid them in the woods. He never moved our trucks again.

We put the science teacher's pickup on jack stands in the school parking lot and raked the gravel all up nice so it looked normal, but it wasn't so Normal when he put it in gear! LOL

At Ft. Lewis we picked up a guy's diesel VW Rabbit and set it in between the walls of the dumpster chute end to end. He did his best Austin Powers maneuvers to try to get it out for about 20 minutes while we watched from the windows. Top Schultz came out of the mess hall and was mildly amused and proceeded to give Pfc. Price what for!
That's about the time the rest of the flight platoon moseyed on down and we "extracted" it for him.

I still have not figured out how I slept through it, but snoring in the GP medium tent one night, I guess everybody had enough and I was duct taped to my cot, carried outside, and set across the bed rails of 2 pickups. That was an odd awakening!

jd750ace wrote:
We put the science teacher's pickup on jack stands in the school parking lot and raked the gravel all up nice so it looked normal, but it wasn't so Normal when he put it in gear! LOL

At Ft. Lewis we picked up a guy's diesel VW Rabbit and set it in between the walls of the dumpster chute end to end. He did his best Austin Powers maneuvers to try to get it out for about 20 minutes while we watched from the windows. Top Schultz came out of the mess hall and was mildly amused and proceeded to give Pfc. Price what for!
That's about the time the rest of the flight platoon moseyed on down and we "extracted" it for him.

I still have not figured out how I slept through it, but snoring in the GP medium tent one night, I guess everybody had enough and I was duct taped to my cot, carried outside, and set across the bed rails of 2 pickups. That was an odd awakening!

ROTFL
I remember being in the hostel (Fort Point) in SF back in the early 1990's, and military guys apparently spend nights there and OMFG some guy snored the walls down. Was that you JD? LOL

My dad (passed at 100) used to tell us as kids how he and a bunch of friends disassembled old man Jones' brand new buggy and reassembled it on top of his barn! Bentonville, AR.....home of Walmart where my mom worked for Sam Walton one year at Walton's Five and Dime. I was in the original store as a kid.