Maybe we pissed off North Korea?
We made it to the big leagues!!!
This was in our local paper.
(Sung to the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”)
Kim Jong-Un Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Dear Leader got run over by a reindeer,
Walking near his palace Christmas Eve.
You may say there’s no such thing as karma.
But as for me and Sony, we believe.
It’s always Christmas for Dear Leader.
He’s been busy getting fat.
Eating pork while kids are starving.
Surfing porn and finding movie sites to hack.
There’s nothing funny about North Korea,
Except for poor Dear Leader’s hair.
It doesn’t go with Grandma’s panties,
Which Dear Leader likes to steal and sometimes wear.
It’s not Christmas without James Franco,
And Seth Rogan’s kinda fun.
So never give into a nut job.
It just encourages a hack like Kim Jong Un!