Move to a less communist state with no inspections
Before I rescued my bike from the PO
in Virginia, it had ugly inspection stickers all over the forks, but there really wasn't anywhere else good to put them. It was a pain getting them off but Michigan has no such nonsense to deal with. We recently rid ourselves of our helmet law also
We accomplished that by ridding ourselves of our last moron governor. She's now a useless idiot on some news channel. Now, if only we could do something about the winters here...