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Tuesday, October 6, 2015

THE PERFORMANCE OF SCHMOOZING




 THE PERFORMANCE OF SCHMOOZING: LINDA  MARY MONTANO  2015

OUR  FACES HAVE BEEN STOLEN BY OUR MACHINES.  THE ONLY LIGHT WE SEE IS THAT GIVEN OFF BY OUR HAND HELD DEVICES, OUR COMPUTER SCREENS , OUR TELEVISIONS AND THE BULBS INSIDE OUR REFRIGERATORS.

WE SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY PRACTICING HOW TO DELETE, DISLIKE, HIDE, SHIFT, END, CONTROL. THIS IS  DONE WITH OUR THUMBS AND  FINGERS.  AS A RESULT,  OUR PUBLIC  EYES , HANDS, MOUTHS AND LIPS ARE SEALED IN A NEW SHYNESS, NEVER MEETING OR TOUCHING OTHER HUMANS. AND WHEN WE DO MEET, OUR THUMBS AND FINGERS INVISIBLY MOVE TO  SHIFT, CONTROL, ALT OR DELETE SO WE CAN HIDE OUR DISCOMFORT AND ROBOTTED INVISIBILITY. HELP!

 STOP, DONT WORRY. THERE IS A CURE. IT IS CALLED THE PERFORMANCE OF SCHMOOZING. HOW TO DO IT?
 LET'S MEET WITH OTHER  HUMANS AND FOR AS LONG AS WE CAN STAND IT, GIVE FACE TIME, GIVE EYE TIME, GIVE CHAT IT UP TIME, GIVE LIP TIME, GIVE WARM HUG TIME, GIVE MAKE BELIEVE "I TOTALLY LOVE YOU TIME", GIVE YOU LOOK FABULOUS TIME, GIVE I HAVE A JOB AND RETROSPECTIVE AND BOOK DEAL FOR YOU TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. THIS IS ART AND NOT A 3-D PRINTED LIE.  IT IS NOT A SIN. DONT WORRY.
SMILE ALOT, GLAD - HAND ALOT.  WHY? PERFORMING  AS  IF RESTORES THE WARM HAPPY HEART.
WE NEED EACH OTHER, AND THIS HEART, NOW MORE THAN EVER BEFORE.
LET'S SCHMOOZE.

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