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Wednesday, March 7, 2012

LAUGHTER GIRL FAIRY TALE

ONCE UPON A TIME IN A WONDER WORLD OF SUNSHINE AND GREEN TREES, CLEAN WATER, AND SOFT CLOUDS, THERE LIVED A LITTLE BABY GIRL NAMED GANNA JUNIOR.
GANNA WHO WAS ADORABLE AND CUTE LOVED TO EAT BECAUSE SHE WAS SO FILLED WITH LIFE AND JOIE DE VIVRE. SHE ATE LASAGNA AND PAST VIZOLE, AND EGGPLANT CACCATORE AND PASTINA AND ZITI AND VINO ROSO AND TERRMASU AND ESPECIALLY CANNOLIS.
ALL OF THESE DELICIOUS, DELECTABLE AND DELIGHFULL, FABULOUS THINGS PLUS THE SUN, MOON , STARS TREES AND WATER PLUS THE PASTINA FOR THE BABINO MADE HER SMILE. SHE SMILED AND SMILED AND PRACTICED SMILING AND WHEN SHE SMILED, EVERYONE SMILED BACK AT HER.

ONE DAY SHE WAS OUTSIDE IN NATURE AND SAW A SMALL FURRY CREATURE AND LITTLE GANNA ASKED,"WHO ARE YOU WITH HER MIND BECAUSE SHE COULDNT TALK YET. AND THE LITTLE FURRY CREATURE SAID, "I AM A BABY KITTY AND I GO MEOW, MEOW , MEOW AND SO LITTLE GANNA AND ALL OF HER PLAYMATES SAID TOGETHER, MEOW , MEOW MEWO.
THEN THE NEXT DAY SHE SAW ANOTHER FURRY BEING AND SAID MEOW MEEOW MEOW TO IT BUT THE FURRY CREATURE SAID, i AM A PUPPY AND I SAY GR, GR, GR VERY SOFTLY," SO GANNA SAID GR, GR, GR VERY SOFTLY WITH ALL OF HER PLAYMATES SAYING IT TOO.
THE NEXT DAYSHE SAW A SMALL YELLOW FURRY BABY BEING WITH TWO LEGS AND IT SAID PEEP PEEP PEE. GANNA WAS CONFUSED BUT WITHHER FRIENDS AND PLAYMATES SHE ALSO SAID, PEEEP ., PEEP PEEP.

SHE GREW, TALKED WITH ALL THE BABY ANIMALS, ATE PASTAVAZULE, AND EGGPLANT CACCITORE PARMESAN AND CANNOLIS AND THEN ONE DAY WHEN SHE WAS 12 YEARS OLD, SHE WAS OUT IN THE DEEP DARK FOREST AND A LRGE FURRY ANIMAL CAME LUMBERING BY AND SAID,"YOU ARE READY FOR THE NEXT STEP, BABY GANNA. IM GOING TO TEACH YOU TO MAKE BIG,HUGE, GARGANTUAN, FERIOUSOUS, TREMENDOUS SOUNDS. THEY ARE THE SOUNDS ALL COMBINED OF THE BEAR AND TIGER AND LION AN DELEPHANT AND COBRA AND SCARY BEINGS AND YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN MAKE THEM SO YOU CNA PROTECT YOURSELVES. LETS HEAR THEM NOW.

GANNA WAS PRETTY WELL SET AND CONTINUED TO EAT SEMOLINA, FORMAGGIO, MAZERELLA, ITALIAN BRED, OLIVE OIL AN DCANNOLIS, PIZZA FROM SCRATCH AND HOME MADE RAVIOLIS AND THEN ONE DAY SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF,"SOMETHING IS MISSING. SOME SOUNDS I DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE, I CANT CRY AND CANT LAUGH."
SO SINCE SHE TOLD THIS MESSAGE TO THE AIR, THE AIR RESPONDED AND SHE HAD A HUGE DREAM THAT NIGHT AND SAW A BEAUTIFULL, LONG LEGGED WHITE MY LITTLE PONY DREM HORSE WHO SIAD: " HERE IS A LIST OF SOME THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU CRY. NOW TRY:
1.ASK YOUR SELF, HOW MUCH MONEY DID IT TAKE TO FILL YOUR CAR WITH GAS THIS WEEK? BOOOO HOOO
2. NOW THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE TIME THAT YOU SPEND KEEPING UP WITH YOUR EMAILS, FACEBOOK, BLOGS, NEWSPAPERS ONLINE, YOU TUBE ENTRIES, CREAGLISTS, EBAYS, TEXTING, ICHATS, SKYPE, SECOND LIFE AND BACKING UP FILES. NOW THINK ABOUT HOW OBSOLETE YOUR PLASMA TV, YOUR CARS, YOUR COMPUTERS, YOUR DVD PLAYER AND CD'S WILL BE IN THREE YEARS!!! BOOOOOHOOO.

3. NOW THINK ABOUT ALL OF THE LEFT OVER UNFINISHED BUSINESS SITTING IN YOUR HEART IN ROOM ONE, TWO THREE AND FOUR!!!!!BOOOOHOO

GOOD, NOW THAT IS CRYING. BOOOOHOOO
SHE CRIED AND CRIED AND PRACTICED AND WATCHED THE MOVIE THE OTHER SISTER ALOT AND THEN THOUGHT, WHY CANT I LAUGH LIEK OTHER PEOPLE?SHE ASKED HER MY LITTLE PONY FOR HELP AND THE PONY SIAD, LET ME EMAIL AND CELL PHONE AND TEXT MY COUSIN MISS J.A. AND ASK HER TO HELP ME. AND AFTER A WEEK OF TRYING TO CONTACT HER COUSIN MISS J.A. , SHE FINALLY MADE THE CONNECTION AND MISS J.A. CAME TO TEACH THE 14 YEAR OLD HOW TO TURN A THOUGHT INTO A SMILE AND THEN INTO A LUGH.
MISS J.A. ARRIVED WEARING A FOOLISH HAT AND SAID,
OK NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF, HOW TO SMILE WIHT TREES AND FLOWERS AND HEALING WATERS AND HOW TO CRY ABOUT THE EARTH AND CALIFORNIA FIRES AND TSUNAMIS , YOU KNWO HOW TO EAT ITALIAN BREAD WITH MOZZARELA AND BASIL AND OLIVE OIL BUT HEEE HAWW HEE HAW, YOUR LIFE IS NOT SO RICH BECAUSE YOU CANT LAUGH, LETS START WITH THE BODY
1. GO DEEP INTO THE LOW BODY AND LAUGH WITH THE GLANDS THAT GAVE BIRTH HE HAWW ALL WORK 24 HOURS A DAY AND NO PAY.
2 THE PANCREAS, ALL DAY NO PAY HEE HAW
3 THE ADRENALS, ALL DAY NOP PAY
4 THE THYMUS, ALL DY NOP PAY
5 THE THYROID ALL DAY NO PAY
6 THE PINEAL ALL DAY NO PAY
7 THE PITUITARY, ALL DAY NO PAY

AND SHE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED THE LAUGH OF JOY AND THNAKS TO HER GLANDS
NOW 14 YEAR OLD GANNA HAD IT ALL
SHE CRIED WATCHING CNN
LAUGHED WITH THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW
SMILED WITH CAESAR MILANS PUPPY TRAINING

AND WHEN SHE WENT ONPICINCS EATING CANNOLIS OR SWAM IN INFINITY, NO CLORINE POOLS SHE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AND LAUGHED SOMETIMES UNTIL SHE CRIED.

SO THIS IS THE STORY OF BABY GANNA WHO GREW UP AND LAUGHED HERSELF RIGHT INTO THE SKY.
NO END.

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