Friday, August 31, 2012

LETTERS TO ANONYMOUS GLANDS:2012

LETTERS TO MY GLANDS: FROM LIFESPRING CLASS, LINDA MARY MONTANO 2012 ************************************************************************************* DEAR OVARIES:

YOU ARE: TOTALLY WORTHLESS
 TOTALLY UNUSED
TOTALLY SHRUNK
 TOTALLY UNKNOWN
TOTALLY IRRELEVANT
TOTALLY DRIED UP
 TOTALLY UNRESPECTED
TOTALLY TIGHT
I DRINK TO YOU.
 LOVE, LINDA

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 DEAR PANCREAS:

I AM TOO:
 SWEET TO HIM
 SWEET TO HER
SWEET TO THEM
SWEET TO US
 SWEET TO FAMILY
 SWEET TO CHURCH
 SWEET TO SCHOOL
 SWEET TO AIR
 SWEET TO WATER
SWEET TO TASTE
 SWEET TO SMELL
 SWEET TO FIRE
 SWEET TO STOP!
THE ACID IS BURNING ME!
LOVE, LINDA

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 DEAR ADRENALS:

 PEANUTS R US
NUTS ON KIDNEYS R US
 PARASITES ON KIDNEYS R US
 MONSTER STRESSORS R US
 POWER OVER R US
POWER UNDER R US
 UNWILLINGNESS TO SPEAK R US
 WILLING TO BE VICTIMIZED R US
TIGHT ASSED R US
BACK WARDS R US
 NOT IN SIGHT R US
 DEPLETED R US
 OVERUSED R US
UNDERUSED R US
ABUSED R US
SHUT UP AND JUST LAY THERE R US
 I DONT LOVE YOU YET.
 LINDA.

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DEAR THYMUS;
HEART TAP
HEART SAP
HEART CRAP
 HEART MAP

HEART DONE

HEART ATTACK
 HEART PACK

 HEART CURE

HEART SMART
 HEART CART
HEART FART
 HEART MART

 HEART FLOOD
HEART BLOOD
HEART MUD
HEART CUD

 HEART SACK
 HEART ATTACK

 HEART CURE
 HEART PURE
HEART PURE
 PURE,
PURE HEART.
 LOVE,
 LINDA


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 DEAR THYROID,
 YOU STINK
YOU SMELL
 YOU DISGUST
YOU DIGRESS
 YOU CHOKE
YOU GAG
YOU VOMIT
YOU WITHOLD
 YOU CURSE Y
OU REFUSE
YOU CLOSE
 YOU COUGH
YOU DELETE
YOU SPIT

 YOU YOU YOU
 SO SORRY.
LOVE,
LINDA

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 DEAR PINEAL AND PITUITARY:
1. MISS KISS PISS
2. TIGHT FIGHT RIGHT
3. SPIT SHIT HIT 4. BEAT MEAT TEAT
5. BROKEN UNSPOKEN TOKEN
6. SMAKED PACKED CRACKED
7. COY JOY TOY
PEACE,
 LINDA **********************************************************************************************

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